Sunday, May 8, 2016

How dirty are you?

It's been a while since my last long post and trust me it was not intentional. I just didn't know what to write. Some prodded me to continue with my stories and well, I will, promise. I will be continuing stories with unfinished endings. 

Anyway, I decided to ask this question because I remembered a former FUBU of mine who was well, uhm, a bit dirty. I thought to myself: I'm sure he is not the only one who had those dirty thoughts in mind. 

Am I correct or am I correct? *winks*

Some self-righteous people would cringe at the thought of "dirty" especially when it relates to the idea of making love or having sex. Oh well, to each his or her own. To be honest, I used to be one of those too. I mean, I have always been horny but I'm like "horny with limitations" that is until I met Peewee

Peewee is the last person I'd think who'd open my eyes (and others too) in this "new" and "dirty" world. He and I have known each other for quite a while now and we've also been intimate but we never really talked about other aspects of sex until that time. 

Peewee: "What's the dirtiest thing you've done?" 

I paused before typing my reply...

Me: "Is this sex-related?" 

Peewee: "Of course..." *grins* 

Me: *thinks* "To be honest, I cannot really recall a daring and dirty sex incident I've had..."

I then said, "is that lame?" 

And he typed, "oh no. probably no one just dared to introduce you to those kind of things..." 


He continued, "are you open to it?" 


As I waited for his reply, thoughts of feces and dead people clouded my mind. I involuntarily cringed. I thought, "eww gross.. not that" Then I realized those things have to be my hard limit. 


He then said, "I cannot believe I am saying this to you but I have always fantasized peeing on someone and being pee'd on..." 


I didn't know how to respond to that. I paused. I was actually not disgusted by it --- I just haven't tried it so I don't really know how I'd react to it. The more I thought about it though, the more curious and interested I became. So much so that I failed to reply to him until he buzzed me (yes, old school e, YM baby!) haha


That brought me back to my senses and I then replied to him: "so what are your dirty thoughts?"


How dirty was he or how dirty can he be? When I think about it, he's actually not so "dirty".


He wanted to pee on me and the more I think about it, I have to admit, I got excited as well. When he realized I was open with the idea, he no longer hesitated and told me more about what he wanted. 


Aside from wanting to pee on me, he also equally wanted me to pee on him --- on his face... his mouth open. I was surprised but he clearly liked it this way...


Too bad we never got to do any of these for real...


What about YOU? 


How dirty can you get?


★ Piper ★